House of Food Porn

This is a must! A truly ALL sensory experience. You will taste flavors like you haven’t. You will see your food in a whole different way. Your hands will touch the pieces before they grace your palette and you will hear great music and awesome explanations and feel like you are in great company with the small and attentive HoFP members. Nikki and Chef make this experience extraordinary. From reservation to dessert is an experience all in So FL must try. Thank you for a great evening and memory!

Absolutely amazing!!! Booked for my husband’s 50th and was by far the best experience ever!! They personalized the experience which made it even more special. Food was incredible, wine was spectacular & service was impeccable.

YOU HAVE TO VISIT, SUCH AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE I had NO idea where I was headed last night my wife planned a date night outting for us , and she did such a great job.
Ive never been to the “House of food porn” none the less ever heard of it and I will tell you this place is just WOW WOW. If you are a foodie like myself and open to it all, I definitely recommend this spot !

From the moment you walk in you feel like you’re in your own home. Nicky is one of the owners, she knows everyone’s name, (literally ) hands a rose to each and every guest such a sweet gesture. Each guest has their own name at the table with treats and snacks (if you don’t enjoy these there you can take them home). They also take photos of you which is neat I didn’t have to worry about my selfie .

Everyone who was working was very attentive I absolutely loved that. My wife had chosen the option of 8 course meals, the food was soooo good, I like the fact that you don’t know what you’re having until you’re done eating it. The meal does come with unlimited wine ( which was delicious !!! ), let’s just say your wine glass will NEVER be empty. We also had champagne as well they topped it with some delicious fruit flavors.

I would definitely recommend this place to EVERYONE. Although many people complain about the location , I will tell you , you don’t have to enjoy delicious food overlooking the bay. I wouldn’t judge a book by its cover. DEFINITELY going back to this spot soon. Thank you so much for everything Chef Frank I appreciated the fact that it was very personal and welcoming, your food is outstanding!

You guys are all doing an amazing job!!! Keep up the great work. DEFINITELY a 10 stars for me

A great and unique experience We visited this place already for the third time. This time we brought in all our friends from Toronto to celebrate our a birthday. Nicky, Natalie and chef made our experience truly unique and special. Food and service were exceptional! The words cannot describe how grateful we are and we highly recommend it to everyone!!!

Date Night This was by far one of our best date nights. We had an amazing night. The friendly service made us feel like we were at an intimate dinner party. We felt like we were just enjoying dinner with family. The food was so delicious. I was skeptical since you're not given the opportunity to chose what you want to eat but that was the best part. Everything was delicious. My husband is a pescatarian and they were able to accommodate his dietary needs.
I will say that the restaurant isn't in the best location but once you're inside the outside world is non existent.
Frank & Nicky do an amazing job hosting their dinner party. We are definitely going back with friends.
You also must make a reservation in advance.

Dinner with my son. This is the most unique dinning experience ever. Preparation, presentation, interaction and food quality is top notch. Chef Franco and Nicky are two incredible and dedicated individuals. On our “to do” list in a few months again. Joel & Ian - Tampa

What an experience! My visit at Franco was something i'll never forget! The food was so so good, and I just love the way it was prepared. Franco is amazing at prepping the food in front of us, and engaging in fun conversations too. Nikki was just as great, making me feel like we were friends from way back! She's wonderful, and serving us with wonderful and tasty shots throughout the meal. My favourite was definitely the Bloody Mary:)

Thank you so much Franco and Nikki, for making last night an unforgettable experience! Look forward to coming back!

So I was looking for a V-day gifts for my bf, something good but different since he is a foodie and we have gone to many places. I decided to look on Groupon and came upon House of Food Porn. It sounded great, but I was scared it wasn't going to be as described,so I did a research and found all the great reviews and decided to give it a shot. Well, turned out that I made the best decision. We LOVED everything about this place,it was better than what was described. It was a UNIQUE, FUN, DELICIOUS, PLEASURABLE experience! I don't really write any reviews, but this place definitely deserved it. You won't get the same treatment and intimate experience anywhere else as you will with chef Frank and host Nikki,they are awesome people. Chef Frank even invited my bf to help him make the dessert. I admired the passion chef Frank has for food, it was great and I had never tried it before. Nikki was very sweet and made us feel at home. As you can see in the pics, she even put an edible flower on my hair. I definitely recommend The House of Food Porn for any occasion, romantic, to take your clients, or to just go with friends/family. Thank you chef Frank and Nikki, we hope to go back soon!

Amazing Experience If you're looking for a unique dinner date experience... this is it! You don't know what to expect. You definitely won't be disappointed! Nicky and Frank were an awesome team! From the food to the drinks to the atmosphere. Don't let the outside fool you. I will definitely be back. Great experience!

Birthday Celebration This is a wonderful, trendy, and unique restaurant with a great ambiance. Chef Frank and Nikki were wonderful. We truly enjoyed the full experience. The food was amazing, the service was excellent, and we loved how friendly and welcoming the entire staff of three was. This is definitely one restaurant you should not miss out on if visiting Miami. We loved it and will be back.

Only 5 stars? There should be 10! This was an amazing experience from the food served and the company kept! This is a perfect date night idea or a great way to do something fun with friends! Can't wait to return!

This is the third time I get This is the third time I get to experience House of Food Porn and every time it keeps getting better and better to the point of perfection. Chef Franco’s ShuShi creations are unique, tasty and devine. This culinary experience is one of a kind. Pair that with amazing creeper red wine, refreshing cocktails prepared by his beautiful wife Nikki and exceptional service. This is a must try special chef table experience.at least once, twice, three times or even more. You will never eat the same menu if you go often. I love House of Food Porn and cannot wait for my next visit. (NOTE: I will give it 6 stars if they allowed me to.)

ShuShi-tastic! What a great experiance! Fabulous food, great wine, super hospitality, Niki and Frank, love u Guys!!

Incredible Dinner with Friends, and 1-1 experience Chef Blanco, and his staff will do everything possible to make you feel at home, amazing dinner, great ambiance and good food. wine was great, but the best is the personal experience you get feeling like at home. Thanks

Birthday party What a sensational experience. As a group of 12 celebrating a birthday, every one of us enjoyed every byte and every moment. Our host Nicky was exceptionally friendly. Chef Frank was artistic and refined. The ambience was seductive and warm. And the price was entirely worth the memories we made. A top recommendation for anyone looking for excellent food and a great place to take a gathering.
We'll be back!!

WOW What an amazing experience. The food is soooo different, and unexpectedly good. The drinks were amazing. Thank you Nicky and Chef Franco for unbelievable hospitality and entertainment. It was fun meeting all the other guests. Truly a must visit place and definitely coming back.

Best Birthday celebration ever! This was my second time at the House of Food Porn and the experience was as amazing as the first one. The menu was totally different from my first visit. My sister, who owns a restaurant back in Puerto Rico, was very impressed with the menu, service, locale, ambiance, etc. This is a seriously epic experience for the senses!! Thanks to Nicky and Chef Franco for a memorable experience. If you want to enjoy excellent food in an intimate setting with a unique combination of flavors and beverages... this is your place!!!

Asian Latin food fusion flavours in a sexy and delicious restaurant! You won’t regret your visit! Great personalised experience!! It was great to have a cosy dinner surrounded by great conversations and yummy food! I would certainly recommend this restaurant! This memory will remain in my heart for a very long time, thank you!!

There’s nothing quite like it, anywhere! Even better the 2nd time! The HOFP remains open for dining-in because, as Chef Frank’s beautiful wife Nikki the hostess told us, they’re a #privatedining establishment and don’t fall under the label of typical restaurant.
Whether you go for the 6-course or 8-course, this really is unlike any foodventure you’ll have in Miami.
Thank you Chef Frank and the whole HOFP fam for an unforgettable evening. You took my tastebuds on a psychedelic journey around the world!
See you again very soon!

A friend of mine kept mentioning about a new spot opened up in Little Haiti which had a crazy name. We finally found it online and gave it a shot last night. We came in at around 8 pm and it was pretty packed. The food was insanely good, I knew from the first bite that I was in for a good time. The prices disappointed me though, these guys serve simple comfort food so I really don't know why it's so expensive, must be all the hype they're getting.

Out of the box sushi!!! Great time...excellent service and the food wss amazing. The chef and host masse is feel welcomed. Definitely going again and would recommend this spot for a unique experience!!!

I am not sure how to describe this place as words won't be enough. If you are looking for good food you can find it anywhere in Florida. However if you are in search of a place that is going to deliver amazing experience and good food choose House of Food Porn. Chef Franco is inviting you for an amazing culinary experience and Niki is just the sweetest hostess ever. Great food, great service, amazing mixed drinks overall great experience. I have never had such delicious Shushi ;)in my life! You will not be disappointed!

The best dining experience in Miami!!! My boyfriend and I traveled all the way to Miami for his birthday, and his birthday dinner here was the highlight of our trip! First of all, being from Chicago, the location of this restaurant was not as "sketch" as other reviewers make it seem. I think everyone needs to toughen up a bit because I felt extremely safe the entire time. I was certainly charmed as soon as I saw the "House of Food Porn" sign on the door! Nikki, our host, made us feel completely at home as soon as we walked in. There were only 10 other people in the restaurant, and the round table environment really encouraged a sense of community and friendship which added to a fantastic meal. Being from Chicago, I was having a lot of trouble our entire trip dealing with the heat, and the wine+sunburn+bit of a hangover made me feel extremely faint (which is something I deal with all the time it's unrelated to the restaurant or the food) however I was never treated with such kindness at a restaurant! As soon as Nikki found out I felt faint/hot she brought me out a large ice pack and two small cups of ice! The other couples told me to put the ice on my pressure points and I soon felt as good as new! Honestly, this small act of kindness went a long way and prompted me to write this review. I was worried about pre-paying, for a restaurant I had never been to in a city I had never visited, but please do. Trust Chef Franco he is fantastic and every flavor combination I had was incredible. This is the perfect place to bring your significant other for a birthday, and my boyfriend cannot stop talking about what a great time we had there. Give them all of your money! You cannot find this level of excellence anywhere and the atmosphere and service is something I have never seen done so well before!

Amazing experience This was our 2d visit to The House of Food Porn. It’s not a place you go for dinner. It’s a place you go for not only amazing food but an incredible experience as well. It’s worth every penny.

One of a kind culinary experience. Amazing, creative food in a warm and inviting atmosphere. Great for foodies of all kinds... Chef Franco will prepare your Shushi to fit your needs.

Chef Franco and Nicky are a great team. You have to go visit them!! I can't wait to go back!

Stimulates all senses!! The atmosphere is lovely,upbeat yet intimate. The Chef, Host and Assistant are so personable and welcoming.They pay attention to the smallest of details. The food is beyond expectations. The fusion of flavors takes you on an eclectic journey of comfort, adventure and mystery. A unique dining experience like no other!

What an EXPERIENCE!! I should start by saying that I NEVER write reviews, even when I enjoy myself, I just never take the time......until now. I don't know what I was expecting and that could have been the best part going into this, making a reservation in a new city, traveling alone, I was feeling adventurous. The kind of adventurous that makes you feel open to new experiences, open to meeting new people and open to the kind of enjoyment that you only experience when you don't know what's coming.....and boy did I not know what was coming. I arrived in my private car (I do not recommend driving your brand new Porsche, Bentley, Lambo or even Toyota to this location as the neighbor is, shall we say, in transition) I got out, the door flew open and it was the warmest, most beautiful German girl I have ever seen welcoming inside with a craft cocktail and open arms....my kind of welcome! I proceeded to take my seat at this u-shaped bar as I was introduced to the 6 other patrons, all with their own stories and accents. We continued to make small talk until the main event began. Nicole, the German princess, started telling us the story of the House of Food Porn and how it was an idea born out of her Cuban American husband Frank's passion for food, pride of his home and love for his Mother.

Just when Nicole had us right where she wanted us, comfortable, tipsy and very hungry, the first of 8 courses arrived. Everyone tokk a bite and immediately began discussing what they thought it could be, analyzing flavors, trading opinions. Frank then appeared and began deconstructing what he had created, revealing spices and protiens no one would have ever guessed...or thought to have put together! Absolutely delicious in the not-knowing what you were eating. This went on for 7 more courses, each more amazing than the one before.

The love that these 2 people share for each other and the passion with which they welcome their guests translates to the taste of every bite you will put in your mouth and every special cocktail that you will taste while dining. The restaurant is dark, red, haunting and dangerous.....kind of like Dracula's castle meets an old New Orleans bordello....so much fun!

If you have food allergies, are a picky eater, are a winer and complainer or do not color outside the lines, this is NOT the place for you. If you appreciate amazing food, creative flavors, warm hospitality and making friends for life......this is your place. Come, sit back and enjoy the experience that I had......and will most certainly have again. Thanks so much Nicole and Frankie, you left an imprint on my heart!

Underground, Hidden, Off the Grid.....but Superbly Delicious! Just getting to it is an adventure...but don’t let that detract you for what is inside.... a orgasmic culinary delight...with your clothes still on...

Chef and Host Nikki greet you with such care and warmth, you realize immediately you are about to embark on a non-typical restaurant outing...

The food, the presentation, the cadence, all of it is an event...it’s like a tapas bar on steroids but even that does not justify the reality...no menu it’s Chef’s Choice...the first bite is unknown but than the flavors and love starts to evolve and before you know it your 6 courses have come and gone and you yearn for more...

All I can say our party of 6 had a blast and Chef Frankie and Nikki made it all happen thank you!

The coolest experience! Chef Franco and Nicky treat you like royalty! My husband and I took our daughter and her boyfriend here for her 22nd birthday (I personally am a repeat customer and was so excited to share this little secret with my family). Chef Franco is beyond talented! Each one of his shushi courses are masterpieces. Be adventurous... I promise he doesn't throw anything weird at you and even if he did, you would still love it. And then there's Nicky... she makes the other half of the experience. She is genuinely warm and so much fun! She will keep your glass full of wine and treat you with other crafty cocktails. I don't want to give you every detail because you MUST experience this for yourself! I will say that they made my daughter feel beyond special on her birthday and everyone is now as obsessed with this place as I am!

I got HOOKED Hello? Is there anybody out there??? Please listen to this... we found a crazy super innovative place in Little Haiti, there is a cool chef whom we read about in the Miami Herald. So we decided to check out the House of Food Porn and we entered a whole new cosmos. Chef Frank serves shushi rolls with cooked meat/fish/ or veggies featuring all global flavors. You could be surprised by an Australian, Italian, American, Venezuelan, Polish, Cuban, Spanish, Swiss or French roll, not to mention the dessert rolls! All is made from scratch and flavourologist Frank puts them together in a way that makes your palate feel orgasmic, that is why it is the true house of foodporn, an amazingly delicious culinary experience in his "livingroom kitchen" where you can watch Chef Frank doing the unbelievable. He is incredible and for our next event, we will have your catering, thank youuuuu FRANK!!!!

Beyond description I’m a professional wordsmith and am lost for words here. If you’re a foodie, you cannot die until you’ve had this experience. Chef is an insane creative, and Nicky the hostess is your instant BFF. I’ve never had an experience like this and know I never will again. Chef loves food, dreams food, invents food. Foodie? Go. Hardcore foodie? Go now.

The greatest food experience in Miami The service and ambiance are both fun and fantastic at the same time. But the real star of the show is the food, Its spectaculary good. Its unbelievably tasty,and something completely different. Cocktails and wine match very well as well. We are definetly coming back next time were in Miami.

A wonderful experience!!! (And delicious food) After reading all the great reviews, we decided to try them out on my brothers birthday. From the time we walked in, to the last bite, we felt very welcomed and appreciated! Nikki and Chef Franco have themselves a little Gem here. We opted for the 6 course meal and LOVED every bit of it! The wine was tasty and the desert was to die for ( Brownie, homemade ice cream and a guava purée) yummmmm!! Don’t hesitate..... just do it. You’ll be glad you did 🙂 We can’t recommend it enough.

Best kitchen ever Excellent and sophisticated cuban fusion food... served in several courses all created by the chef daily. Deserve to be tested. Outstanding experience... needs to make reservation to coming into the kitchen due the limited seats available per shift... incredible!!!

A delicious journey for all your senses The House of Food Porn is a truly unique experience from beginning to end. We had the 8 course tasting and it was perfect. Chef Franco, Nicky and Natalia made our dinner seem like a dream. Each dish is a surprise to put in your mouth, enjoy and then guess and find out which ingredients and magic make your tasting buds travel around the world. The wine and drinks paired with the dishes are absolutely delightful.

The locale has a unique and unforgettable design. Nicky is the perfect host. And Chef Franco truly enjoys cooking and sharing his love for food with others. It is an absolute joy to see him prepare the dishes and Nicky and Natalia took care of all the small details that make a dining experience perfect. They even send you home with an after dinner gift so you know you did not imagine the whole experience in your dreams.

Food Porn is indeed the best way to describe this experience. Our dining mates were awesome, hailing from UK, the Dominican Republic and several parts of Florida. We will definitively be back for more…

I LOVE LOVE LOVE House of Food Porn. The name got us and I am glad we made reservations to try this place out. This place is so unique and the story behind it is amazing. This was a super intimate dinner experience for me and my girlfriends! We had the uber drop us off and it looked dark and looked like it was closed, but theres a doorbell there and we rang it. A beautiful woman name Nikki opens the door and welcomes us. We walk in and its super adorable, romantic inside. We walk in and its just beautifully decorated for our party. She was so welcoming, we felt so comfortable with her and then the Chef comes out and introduces himself. He told us his history and how he came u with House of Food Porn. The both of them made our experience so fun. I can't explain their menu because THERE IS NO SET MENU! The chefs creative mind creates his food on the spot so you never know what you're going to get. We ordered the 4 course and DAMN that made me super full on the third course. Some example ingredients he used for us: truffle, chicken, avocado, black rice, lobster, prosciutto, plantain ..... the experience was amazing, the chef and nikki were superb! They also gave us home made wine which was amazing and I normally don't like wine! That's gotta say something! Highly recommend this place for both a GREAT TIME AND GREAT FOOD!!!

Miami’s hidden gem 💎 The HOFP is truly a hidden gem in Miami. From the moment you enter you feel special, like it’s all about you type of vibe! Intimate setting , intimate dining and direct interaction with the Chef and hostess is what makes this place the most unique place to dine. And yeah the food was amaze balls ! Trust me you need this in your life

If you want interesting, delicious food in a warm, inviting setting, topped off by having an absolutely delightful EXPERIENCE, this is the place for you! Nicole extended a gracious welcome the moment the door opened and continued to impress us with her friendliness and warmth throughout our visit, a real gift to make you feel like you're already friends. The food was unique and unlike anything I've had before. It was fun having Chef Franco quiz us on what we thought we might be tasting, sometimes spot on, other times with a "wow, wasn't expecting that"! Loved our two delicious cocktails, and their house wine paired great with the food. Since this really is an intimate experience, getting to talk to the other guests felt like we'd all been invited to an exclusive dinner party. I keep thinking this was really Dining as Art. I'm still smiling...

Anniversary dinner This was an anniversary dinner for my wife and I.
Right away, it became one of the best experiences we’ve ever had. The service, the food, the drinks, the decor, the personalized experience…all of it, absolutely wonderful. The food has complex multi-layers of flavor and challenges you to decipher what they are.
I definitely recommend this place to anyone looking for a romantic night, an experience, or just looking to indulge their pallets.
We’ll be going back for more!

Best food experience ever! Had an amazing lunch catered for an office birthday party. From presentation to taste buds to everything in between the food was just superb. It's more of an experience than anything else. Can hardly wait to go back for more.

Delicious Food Theater in Little Haiti We LOVE House of Food Porn! One of the most unique dining experiences we've ever tried! Exotic flavors, amazing service, open kitchen, beautiful presentation, quirky decor, in an intimate setting serving "SHUSHI" which looks like Sushi but everything is cooked and each roll is the Chef's interpretation of a different region of the world - "World in a Roll." Very novel and delicious, we ate "Shushi" inspired by Italy, Spain, Haiti, Japan, etc... Top notch ingredients like Wagyu beef, Caviar and Ahi Tuna but prepared in ways you've never seen before! If you want a "one of a kind" dining experience then RUN (don't walk) to House of Food Porn!

My wife and I celebrated her birthday here with an 11 course seating. While I initially thought it was a bit pricey I believe after experiencing the food and atmosphere it may be underpriced. The champagne cocktails, unique ShuShi, wine, custom place settings, and unmatched service I can say I could not be happier with what we experienced. We plan to return in the future to experience new delights from the chef. If you are in Miami or visiting and want a truly unique experience give them a call.

The best anniversary and the best dinner ever!!!!! Words can’t describe the occasion that my future fiancé and I, and also the three other guest that we had in attendance. Everything from the ambiance, the hostess, waitress, wine, service, and especially the food. Words can’t describe the masterpieces that were bestowed to us. Call him the sultan of sushi, the master of food Medleys, or the prince of presentation... All these names do not even begin to do this place justice. I will definitely be back and with all my heart...(and stomach as well) encourage anyone out there. If you are looking for the best dining experience, look no further. House Of Food Porn will satisfy all your tastebud and dining fantasies

Had an amazing time.....AGAIN My second time visiting and was. Blown away again by this unique experience. The Nicky and Chef Franco are very hospitable and make you feel very welcome, like if visiting their home. The food was extraordinary. You must try this experience.

Amazing Experience I’d be lying if I wasn’t a little nervous upon pulling up, that all changed once we walked in the door. Unreal experience coupled with incredible service. This was my fathers 85th birthday and they went out of their way to make sure this dinner was memorable. Highly recommend, food was out of this world. Truly a unique a special experience.